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(panting)
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Uh... (stammers)
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- I can explain.
- Oh, you hear that, Ray?
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He's gonna explain.
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Go ahead, once upon a time...
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- I fucked you.
- You sure did.
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But here we are, Greg.
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- Uh, it's Gregory.
- Ow.
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Greg's fine.
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Man, where the fuck
is our money?
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If I tell you,
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what-what's to stop you
from killing me?
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Face it, gentlemen, I still have
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the upper hand... (screams)
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Hey, eat your fucking flan.
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The only thing
keeping you alive is that
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we are not by nature
violent men.
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Well, I did play NFL football.
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- Did you kill anyone, Ray?
- RAY: No.
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So I can continue?
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The point is, we'll probably be
clumsy about your demise.
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- It could take days.
- DANNY: The novices that we are.
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Or you can give us our money
and we can go our separate ways.
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Oh, they're always accusing us
of breaking kneecaps.
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Maybe we should try it once.
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You're right. You know when
you're right, you're right.
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That said... we don't
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want him coming out
better than he was.
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You mean like those
titanium knee replacements?
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RAY:
Oh, they're amazing.
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I mean, they have you walking
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right after surgery.
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Fine, we'll just
crush your nuts.
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There you go!
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So what do you say?
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(gulps) I'm renting
a villa down the street.
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Can you just say "house,"
asshole?
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I'm renting a house
down the street.
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- That's where your money is.
- That's better.
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Let's take a walk
while you still can.
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How'd you guys find me?
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I thought I covered
my tracks pretty well.
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Genius, you rented a villa
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in the offshore gambling capital
of the universe.
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You know, they have
a monkey sanctuary here.
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I-I gave them
a little bit of your money.
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So I did hear a monkey.
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Hey, what up, boys?
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- God.
- Not a good time, fellas.
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Oh, now you've
piqued my interest.
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So what's the, uh, what's
the story on Bazooka Joe here?
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He owes us a little money.
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(laughs)
The day of reckoning.
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Hey, I got a gun.
You guys need a gun?
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No. No guns.
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You know what, I'll just
stay close
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in case you change your mind.
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}(monkey screeching)
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{\an8}You hear that?
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{\an8}Your money made that possible.
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{\an8}Just open the door, dipshit.
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{\an8}Ah, this is a lovely villa.
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{\an8}Oh, thank you. Villa.
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{\an8}All right, where is it?
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{\an8}Hang on, these two...
gentlemen were not
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{\an8}- part of the agreement.
- What's the agreement?
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{\an8}Could you please step outside
so we can do this?
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{\an8}- Oh, come on, we're
all friends here. - Yeah.
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{\an8}- (Danny sighs)
- He gives us our money back?
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{\an8}"Back"? This ain't a guy
who welched on a bet?
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{\an8}- Not exactly.
- Well, then what exactly?
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{\an8}- He stole it from us.
- BOTH: Oh!
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{\an8}Well, how much?
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{\an8}(smacks lips)
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{\an8}$3 million.
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{\an8}- (chuckles)
- (whimpers)
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{\an8}- Jesus!
- I mean, what the fuck?!
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{\an8}I'm sorry,
but somebody had to do it.
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{\an8}No, they didn't.
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{\an8}Now we don't know
where the money is.
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{\an8}Oh, yeah.
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{\an8}Well, I guess
we got to toss the place.
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{\an8}What do you mean "we"?
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{\an8}This is our money he stole.
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{\an8}And yet I'm the one
holding the murder weapon.
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{\an8}- You got anything?
- Yeah.
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{\an8}You rush the sucker
with the gun,
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{\an8}and I'll take the other guy.
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{\an8}(objects clattering)
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{\an8}- Anything in the bedroom?
- LOU: Nah.
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{\an8}Just some kiddie porn.
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{\an8}I knew it.
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{\an8}Didn't I say he was a diddler?
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{\an8}You did! He called it years ago.
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{\an8}Well, I guess taking him out
was a public service.
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{\an8}- Good for me.
- Now what?
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{\an8}I'm a little hungry.
Anybody want some eggs?
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You can eat now?
Are you fucking kidding me?!
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Oh, I'm sorry, princess.
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Is your tummy in turmoil?
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Man, fuck you!
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Hello.
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Think we found our money.
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"Our"?
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Again?
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(ringtone playing)
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- Hey, Nick.
- So I took the liberty
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of seeing if our receptionist
and her sister
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were open to making
$10,000 this evening.
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And I'm sitting here
with my fucking dick in my hand.
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- Sorry, ladies.
- DANNY: Yeah, well, uh...
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we ran into a little trouble
with two guys from Boston.
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- Who you with?
- Spread 'Em Sports.
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Yeah, Spread 'Em Sports?
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NICK:
Oh, figures.
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Put me on speaker, will you?
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Fellas, we haven't met.
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My name is Nick Quatrani.
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The Q Tip?
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Oh, good,
my reputation precedes me.
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Listen, the guys
you're bracing over there,
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- they're friends of mine.
- MICKEY: Yeah, we're sorry,
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Mr. Quatrani, we didn't know.
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Well, now you do.
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Proceed with caution.
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Yes, sir.
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NICK:
Danny, Ray?
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Do we have a deal?
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- You bet.
- Thank you.
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Now that that's all clear,
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I just want to say
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I hate the fucking Red Sox.
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(indistinct chatter)
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(Danny grunting)
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DANNY:
Need more Vaseline.
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- Thank you.
- RAY: You about done?
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DANNY: Not gonna lie,
Rayfield, I'm struggling here.
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RAY: You want to explain
these diamonds to customs?
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- Make it happen!
- DANNY: Make it happen.
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Like I can just make it happen.
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RAY:
Who knows?
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Maybe a latex condom
packed with diamonds
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- will shrink your prostate.
- (Danny grunts)
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DANNY
And... the gate's closed.
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(exhales)
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Don't fart,
don't fart, don't fart.
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("Hypnotize"
by The Notorious B.I.G. playing)
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♪ I put hoes in NY onto DKNY ♪
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♪ Miami, D.C. prefer Versace ♪
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♪ All Philly hoes
know it's Moschino ♪
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♪ Every cutie
with a booty bought a Coogi ♪
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♪ Now who's the real dookie? ♪
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♪ Meanin'
who's really the shit? ♪
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(music fades)
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Hello? Anybody?
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I'm home.
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("Runnin' With the Devil"
by Van Halen playing)
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♪ I live my life like ♪
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- Oh, shit.
- ♪ There's no tomorrow ♪
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♪ All I've got,
I had to steal... ♪
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So, Sunny,
where did you and Carl meet?
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Long Beach Harbor.
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What, like in a bar?
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Shipping container.
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That's romantic.
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I brought you some fresh ones.
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- Oh.
- Oh, thank you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Huh?
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Ah-ah-eh! What do you say?
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Daddy, please?
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(laughing):
Yeah, that's my girl.
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Hey, so what's with junior?
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He's not really a joiner, is he?
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Yeah, he marches
to his own drum.
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He is very creative.
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CARL:
Mm-hmm.
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I'm not a trained profiler,
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but you should
keep an eye on him.
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- What is that supposed to mean?
- Take it easy,
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just if you see
a crucified squirrel
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in your backyard,
you give me a holler.
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Hey, I was looking for you guys.
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Oh, hey, welcome home.
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- (whispers): How'd it go?
- (whispers): Not here, but good.
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- Okay.
- Oh, where'd you go, Danny?
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- Ah, you know, here and there.
- CARL: Uh-huh.
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You felonious motherfucker,
come here.
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Let me introduce you
to some of my colleagues.
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Yep.
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This is Lester Pinkus.
He's SWAT.
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- How you doing?
- Hey.
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Over here, we got Ron Bullock.
Hey, Ronny.
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- Hey. What's up?
- Grand theft larceny.
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Oh, my goodness,
it's Hank Wilbury.
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Used to be homicide,
now he's K-9.
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Woof!
(laughs)
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He shot his wife in the ass.
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Claimed she was a prowler.
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Legend.
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Look.
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Everybody you see here
is my friend.
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You're my friend, which means
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they're your friends.
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Terrific.
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Listen, I need a favor.
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Please tell me
you ran out of hot dog buns.
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You remember
how I dispatched some evildoers
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on your behalf, huh?
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For which
you were handsomely compensated.
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Yeah, true, but we both agree
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that I saved
your worthless fucking life.
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Sure.
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You see that fat fuck over there
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with the crew cut
and the mustache?
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That doesn't narrow the field.
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Striped shirt, combover.
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- Okay. - He's a rat,
and he needs to go away.
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Oh, you mean he...?
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That's right.
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DANNY: Well, I don't
know what's your rush.
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The way he's going down
on that bratwurst,
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I don't think he sees Christmas.
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I need it done now.
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Come on, Carl. You know me.
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I'm a pussy.
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I can't eat a piece of fish
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with the head still on it
because of the eyes.
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But you know the people
who can get it done.
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Yeah, you.
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Look, put on
your fucking thinking cap
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and figure a means
by which that lump disappears!
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Carl, please don't
do this to me.
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(laughing): Nah. Nah,
I'm just fucking with you.
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- What? What?
- (laughing)
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That's my brother Tommy.
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Hey, Tommy!
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Meet my neighbor Danny.
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He's a criminal!
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♪ Runnin' with the devil. ♪
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Criminal! (laughs)
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GRANDMA:
Oh, look at that. (chuckles)
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When Rayfield was a baby,
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I had to wait for him
to fall asleep,
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then tiptoe out, praying
the floorboards didn't squeak.
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Where were his mom and dad?
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Well, his mom, my daughter,
was a U.S. Marine.
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Died in a helicopter accident.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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And Ray's dad?
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That's a good question.
252
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We've narrowed it down
to someone
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in the 13th Marine
Expeditionary Unit.
254
00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:24,230
- Whoa.
- Yeah. She was a modern woman.
255
00:10:24,231 --> 00:10:26,774
So he never really
knew either of them?
256
00:10:26,775 --> 00:10:29,193
I've always been his mama
and his daddy.
257
00:10:29,194 --> 00:10:31,696
Well, I know
he loves you very much.
258
00:10:31,697 --> 00:10:34,323
He better.
Big dumb motherfucker.
259
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(both laughing)
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(chuckles)
What's funny?
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You.
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00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:40,455
Guess who had no idea
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00:10:40,456 --> 00:10:42,039
who Billy Dee Williams is.
264
00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,835
- Really?
- Or Harry Belafonte.
265
00:10:44,836 --> 00:10:47,463
Sammy Davis Jr., Flip Wilson.
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00:10:47,464 --> 00:10:49,506
- What do you two talk about?
- (Ray chuckles)
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We don't do a lot of talking.
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GRANDMA:
Mm-hmm.
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Hence y'all's... predicament.
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Uh, can you give us a second, baby?
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- Mm-hmm.
- (TV plays quietly)
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00:11:00,768 --> 00:11:02,103
Thank you.
273
00:11:07,150 --> 00:11:09,569
You got to marry that girl.
274
00:11:09,570 --> 00:11:11,529
What?! Why?
275
00:11:11,530 --> 00:11:13,823
I can't have Frank's soul
coming back into this world
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in the body of a bastard.
277
00:11:15,409 --> 00:11:18,536
Oh, Grandma, you got to stop
with this Frank bullshit.
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00:11:18,537 --> 00:11:22,207
Watch your mouth.
Now he visited me
279
00:11:22,208 --> 00:11:23,917
in a dream
and said he was coming.
280
00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,627
Well, I have dreams, too.
281
00:11:25,628 --> 00:11:27,754
And none of them include
marrying Janelle.
282
00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,214
Why not? She's smart,
283
00:11:29,215 --> 00:11:31,132
she's beautiful,
got a good heart.
284
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:32,926
Because she played me.
285
00:11:32,927 --> 00:11:34,261
She said
we were safe having sex,
286
00:11:34,262 --> 00:11:35,930
and then she went
and pulled the goalie.
287
00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:38,474
- What the hell does that mean?
- It-It's a hockey thing.
288
00:11:38,475 --> 00:11:42,269
The point is, she's a conniving,
cheating, gold digger.
289
00:11:42,270 --> 00:11:45,857
Doesn't mean
you can't build a life together.
290
00:11:47,108 --> 00:11:49,110
(Ray sighs heavily)
291
00:11:49,111 --> 00:11:51,570
Bottom line, instead
of a guy making a bet with you,
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you send him to our website,
293
00:11:53,156 --> 00:11:54,865
where we have all
his information,
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00:11:54,866 --> 00:11:56,867
his bookkeeping, and what's
probably most valuable,
295
00:11:56,868 --> 00:11:58,911
we can analyze
his betting patterns.
296
00:11:58,912 --> 00:12:01,581
- And the money's transferred how?
- Cryptocurrency.
297
00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:04,376
Or as I like to call it...
tax evasion.
298
00:12:04,377 --> 00:12:06,128
All right, I think we got it.
299
00:12:06,129 --> 00:12:08,922
Oh, hey, uh, one of our computer
kids clocked something funky
300
00:12:08,923 --> 00:12:10,215
with a client of yours:
301
00:12:10,216 --> 00:12:11,967
978.
302
00:12:11,968 --> 00:12:14,010
That's Shelly.
303
00:12:14,011 --> 00:12:15,345
Yeah, we had a rough ride
with him.
304
00:12:15,346 --> 00:12:16,888
Not surprised.
305
00:12:16,889 --> 00:12:18,265
He's not who he says he is.
306
00:12:18,266 --> 00:12:20,642
His real name is
Arthur Fredricks.
307
00:12:20,643 --> 00:12:23,270
Runs bets
for a guy named Walt Dinty.
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00:12:23,271 --> 00:12:24,521
Say that again.
309
00:12:24,522 --> 00:12:26,858
Dinty. D-I-N-T-Y. You know him?
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00:12:26,859 --> 00:12:28,067
Holy shit.
311
00:12:28,068 --> 00:12:29,402
Sounds like a "yes."
312
00:12:29,403 --> 00:12:30,987
That motherfucker played us.
313
00:12:30,988 --> 00:12:33,615
Well, unfortunately,
that's what motherfuckers do.
314
00:12:34,658 --> 00:12:36,325
Would you like Uncle Nick
to handle it?
315
00:12:36,326 --> 00:12:38,161
- No, we got it.
- We do?
316
00:12:38,162 --> 00:12:39,579
Yes, Ray, we got it!
317
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,249
Don't bark at me
in front of Uncle Nick.
318
00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:46,002
Give me a good reason
why we don't kill you right now.
319
00:12:46,003 --> 00:12:49,964
Danny, we both know you're not
the kind of guy who...
320
00:12:49,965 --> 00:12:52,301
Okay, maybe you are.
321
00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:54,052
How'd you fuck us on the WNBA?
322
00:12:54,053 --> 00:12:55,429
WALT:
Oh, that's a fun story.
323
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:56,722
So I took a bad beat
324
00:12:56,723 --> 00:12:58,974
from this syndicate
of MIT geniuses.
325
00:12:58,975 --> 00:13:01,685
And to get healthy,
I just copied their action.
326
00:13:01,686 --> 00:13:03,687
- Against us.
- Not just you!
327
00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:06,690
I-I also fucked the Rodriguez
brothers up in Camarillo.
328
00:13:06,691 --> 00:13:08,567
So these MIT guys...
they took the under
329
00:13:08,568 --> 00:13:10,277
on the WNBA All-Star Game?
330
00:13:10,278 --> 00:13:11,862
They're super nerd freaks, Ray.
331
00:13:11,863 --> 00:13:14,907
Yeah. You know what
they killed me with? Golf.
332
00:13:14,908 --> 00:13:18,620
They had the outright winner
of the Waste Management Open.
333
00:13:18,621 --> 00:13:21,039
- Fuck. - There's a new kind
of predator out there, boys,
334
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,875
and we're just gazelles
sipping at the crick.
335
00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:25,627
- (Walt groans)
- The only predator
336
00:13:25,628 --> 00:13:27,879
you should worry about is me.
337
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,507
I don't have algorithms,
I don't have a college degree.
338
00:13:30,508 --> 00:13:32,008
Fuck, I didn't even
finish high school.
339
00:13:32,009 --> 00:13:34,552
The only thing I got
is an overpowering need
340
00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:36,721
to rip your throat out
and fuck the hole.
341
00:13:36,722 --> 00:13:39,057
- Ray?
- I'd actually like to see that.
342
00:13:39,058 --> 00:13:41,059
Oh, I'm so sorry.
343
00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,352
Please don't fuck my throat?
344
00:13:42,353 --> 00:13:43,813
Listen to me very carefully.
345
00:13:43,814 --> 00:13:45,940
Whatever you do in Orange County
is your business.
346
00:13:45,941 --> 00:13:48,317
You step into
the greater Los Angeles basin,
347
00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:50,110
and I will end you.
348
00:13:50,111 --> 00:13:51,904
(stammers) Okay.
349
00:13:51,905 --> 00:13:53,239
(Walt sighs)
350
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,406
Oh, hey, what about Pomona?
351
00:13:54,407 --> 00:13:55,574
I got a whale in Pomona.
352
00:13:55,575 --> 00:13:57,409
- Don't push me, Walt!
- Got it.
353
00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:59,328
Got it.
354
00:13:59,329 --> 00:14:00,996
Oh, hey,
and how do you guys want
355
00:14:00,997 --> 00:14:03,833
to handle my majority ownership
of your book?
356
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,167
Throat-fucking time.
357
00:14:05,168 --> 00:14:06,502
I'm kidding!
358
00:14:06,503 --> 00:14:08,295
Come on, man. I'm kidding.
359
00:14:08,296 --> 00:14:10,215
I really thought
you were gonna kill him.
360
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,009
I left the bullets in the car.
361
00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:20,934
- Have you shown these
to anyone else? - No. Why?
362
00:14:20,935 --> 00:14:24,646
'Cause diamonds this perfect
come with a lot of sadness.
363
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,857
- What's that mean?
- You ever heard of blood diamonds?
364
00:14:26,858 --> 00:14:29,609
- Yeah. - Well, these are like
the elevator in The Shining.
365
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:32,362
- Is that a problem?
- Oh, if you're a man of ethics
366
00:14:32,363 --> 00:14:34,239
and morals, yes.
367
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,825
- So you're good with 'em?
- Of course.
368
00:14:35,826 --> 00:14:37,243
- What's the number?
- Two million.
369
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:38,578
- Three-five.
- Two-seven-five.
370
00:14:38,579 --> 00:14:40,204
- Three.
- Done.
371
00:14:40,205 --> 00:14:43,624
Wait. Man, that was too easy.
372
00:14:43,625 --> 00:14:44,959
The Cowboy doesn't
dance The Frug
373
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,794
when the merchandise
is this good.
374
00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:48,379
All right, so we got a deal.
375
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,797
Oh, you got
to give me a day or two
376
00:14:49,798 --> 00:14:51,299
- to get the cash together.
- No problem.
377
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,758
Oh, look, while we're here,
378
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,302
you want me to put one
of these on a ring
379
00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:55,511
for the lady in your life
as a symbol
380
00:14:55,512 --> 00:14:56,637
of your love and affection?
381
00:14:56,638 --> 00:14:58,932
- We're good.
- Nah.
382
00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:02,812
(quiet chatter)
383
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:09,110
(glasses clinking)
384
00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:32,676
- Thank you.
- Yeah, thanks.
385
00:15:36,597 --> 00:15:38,014
That was terrifying.
386
00:15:38,015 --> 00:15:40,559
My heart is beating
like a rabbit.
387
00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:46,773
To Greg. May you rot in hell,
you fucking weasel.
388
00:15:46,774 --> 00:15:48,733
(mockingly):
It's Gregory.
389
00:15:48,734 --> 00:15:50,361
- Oh.
- (chuckles)
390
00:15:51,195 --> 00:15:53,405
- (exhales)
- Before I forget, you should
391
00:15:53,406 --> 00:15:55,908
start parking down the street
when you come over to my place.
392
00:15:55,909 --> 00:15:58,369
- Why?
- Well, our, uh, favorite cop
393
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,204
bought the murder-suicide
house next door.
394
00:16:00,205 --> 00:16:03,542
(laughs)
395
00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,584
I've yet to find it funny.
396
00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:07,711
Trust me, it's hilarious.
(laughing)
397
00:16:07,712 --> 00:16:10,089
Speaking of neighbors,
how's things with the baby mama?
398
00:16:10,090 --> 00:16:13,717
Grandma is pushing for us
to get married
399
00:16:13,718 --> 00:16:17,263
so that the guy she killed
won't come back as a bastard.
400
00:16:17,264 --> 00:16:19,892
Hmm. Makes sense.
401
00:16:20,852 --> 00:16:23,103
RAY:
Oh, incoming.
402
00:16:23,104 --> 00:16:25,231
Oh, shit.
403
00:16:28,693 --> 00:16:30,569
- Hiya.
- You miss us?
404
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:33,405
- What are you doing here?
- Well, aside from getting hammered
405
00:16:33,406 --> 00:16:35,533
and falling asleep
at the hotel pool...
406
00:16:36,325 --> 00:16:37,868
...we came to visit our friends.
407
00:16:37,869 --> 00:16:39,911
- That would be you, princess.
- DANNY: Hang on.
408
00:16:39,912 --> 00:16:41,705
Hang on. I thought
Nick made it abundantly clear
409
00:16:41,706 --> 00:16:43,123
that we were off-limits.
410
00:16:43,124 --> 00:16:46,377
He did. But sadly,
he had an untimely death.
411
00:16:46,378 --> 00:16:47,920
The big C.
412
00:16:47,921 --> 00:16:49,255
Cancer?
413
00:16:49,256 --> 00:16:50,840
Cliff.
414
00:16:50,841 --> 00:16:53,802
(laughs)
415
00:16:59,683 --> 00:17:01,477
(vehicle doors close)
416
00:17:02,728 --> 00:17:04,228
What are you doing here?
417
00:17:04,229 --> 00:17:05,980
- My job.
- Your job?
418
00:17:05,981 --> 00:17:08,691
Yeah, nobody felt worse than me
when I screwed the pooch.
419
00:17:08,692 --> 00:17:12,905
So, as a matter
of professional pride,
420
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,783
I used all my resources...
421
00:17:17,243 --> 00:17:19,453
...and found your guy.
422
00:17:19,454 --> 00:17:20,621
Oh, Chuck.
423
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:22,581
(muffled, indistinct speech)
424
00:17:22,582 --> 00:17:24,958
- That's not the guy.
- (muffled speech)
425
00:17:24,959 --> 00:17:26,960
- You sure?
- Yeah, we're sure!
426
00:17:26,961 --> 00:17:28,754
- (muffled whimpering, chatter)
- We're sure.
427
00:17:28,755 --> 00:17:31,799
- Well, shit.
- (muffled whimpering)
428
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,717
- Back to the drawing board.
- No!
429
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,469
No more goddamn drawing board.
430
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:38,556
Needless to say,
this one's on me.
431
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,892
- (muffled shouting)
- (engine starts)
432
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,146
(muffled shouting continues)
433
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,569
Don't kill him!
434
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,200
♪ ♪
435
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,293
{\an8}♪ J'aime ♪
436
00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:13,969
{\an8}♪ J'aime ♪
437
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,733
{\an8}♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
438
00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:30,527
{\an8}♪ J'aime ♪
439
00:18:30,528 --> 00:18:32,320
{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪
440
00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:35,532
{\an8}♪ I'll see you tomorrow
in Havana ♪
441
00:18:35,533 --> 00:18:38,202
{\an8}♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
442
00:18:39,162 --> 00:18:40,912
{\an8}♪ Hey, hey, la-da-da-da ♪
443
00:18:40,913 --> 00:18:50,214
{\an8}♪ I'll see you tomorrow
in Havana. ♪